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For anyone who's ever watched someone's face shift from \"interesting\" to \"wait, what?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e## Why You'll Love This Shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBig, bold text that fills the printable area (no squinting required)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on the legendary Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee (the one that actually fits like a normal human shirt)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz (soft enough to wear on laundry day three)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label (because neck tags are the enemy)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit with side seams (won't twist after one wash)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing runs true, size up if you want it oversized\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e## Sizing Guide\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e|------|------------|-------------|\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| S    | 34-37      | 28          |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| M    | 38-41      | 29          |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| L    | 42-45      | 30          |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| XL   | 46-49      | 31          |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| 2XL  | 50-53      | 32          |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| 3XL  | 54-57      | 33          |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Measurements are body measurements. Unisex fit. Size tolerance ±1.5 inches.*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e## Fabric Blends by Color\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e**Solid Colors**: 100% cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e**Ash \u0026amp; Heather Prism**: 99% cotton, 1% poly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e**Heather Solid Blends**: 52% cotton, 48% poly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e**Athletic Heather \u0026amp; Black Heather**: 90% cotton, 10% poly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e## Perfect Gift For\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIntroverts with layers (like onions, but weirder)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour friend who \"opens up\" and it gets *concerning*\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who describe themselves as \"an acquired taste\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone whose personality is a slow-burn horror reveal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe coworker who seemed normal until month three\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAwkward gift exchanges where honesty is the vibe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYourself (you've earned it, you magnificent weirdo)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e## Care Instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron directly on the design unless you want melted regret. No bleach (but you knew that).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e## Shipping \u0026amp; Final Thoughts\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis design is curated and designed by T\u0026amp;D Design and Sundry, a veteran-owned, LGBTQIA+ family business in Las Vegas. Each shirt is made-to-order and ships in 3-5 business days.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to first dates. Wear it to family dinners. Wear it as a preemptive disclaimer. The weird ones always find each other, and this shirt is basically a beacon. 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