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Medieval manuscript meets modern mortification.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e## Why You'll Love This Shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e**Premium comfort**: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz\/yd²) so soft you'll forget you're wearing it (unlike social situations)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex retail fit that actually fits humans, not theoretical body shapes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label because neck tags are the real villain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide-seamed construction holds its shape through countless anxiety spirals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable ribbed knit collar survives all your nervous collar-tugging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEthically made (Platinum WRAP certified, Fair Labor Association member)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e## Size Guide\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e|------|------------|-------------|\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| S | 18 | 28 |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| M | 20 | 29 |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| L | 22 | 30 |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| XL | 24 | 31 |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| 2XL | 26 | 32 |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| 3XL | 28 | 33 |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Measurements have 1.5\" tolerance. 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