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For makers, tinkerers, steampunk inventors, and anyone who has ever confidently declared \"I meant to do that\" while holding a fire extinguisher.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e## Why You'll Love This Shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ **Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee** (retail quality that won't fall apart like your prototype)\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🔧 **100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton**, 4.2 oz\/yd² (soft enough to wear while troubleshooting at 3 AM)\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🛠️ **Tear-away label** (no itchy distractions from your engineering genius)\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ **Ribbed knit collar, dual side seams** (structured fit for workshop or convention floor)\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🔩 **Fair Labor Association member, Platinum WRAP certified** (ethically made, unlike your contraption)\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e## Sizing Guide\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| Size | Chest Width | Body Length |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e|------|-------------|-------------|\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| S | 18\" | 28\" |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| M | 20\" | 29\" |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| L | 22\" | 30\" |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| XL | 24\" | 31\" |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| 2XL | 26\" | 32\" |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| 3XL | 28\" | 33\" |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Measurements in inches, tolerance ±1.5\". Unisex fit runs true to size.*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e## Fabric Blends by Color\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e**Solid Colors**: 100% cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e**Ash \u0026amp; Heather Prism Colors**: 99% cotton, 1% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e**Heather \u0026amp; Solid Blend Colors**: 52% cotton, 48% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e**Athletic Heather \u0026amp; Black Heather**: 90% cotton, 10% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e## Perfect Gift For\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🔧 Engineers who say \"it's fine\" while things spark\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Steampunk inventors and makers\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🛠️ Cosplay builders with ambitious projects\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🔩 DIY enthusiasts with tool collections\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ Anyone who has ever duct-taped a solution\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🔧 Mechanical tinkerers and garage inventors\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🛠️ Renaissance Faire artisans and crafters\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e## Care Instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. 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