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You're talented, you're chaotic, and your life choices are a beautiful catastrophe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCurated and designed by T\u0026amp;D Design and Sundry, a veteran-owned, LGBTQIA+ family business in Las Vegas.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e## Why You'll Love This Shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e**Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee** (the gold standard for print-on-demand comfort)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAirlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) (soft, breathable, doesn't feel like cardboard)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit with ribbed knit collar (holds its shape after washing)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label (no scratchy tags)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDual side seams for structure (won't twist after laundering)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEthically made (Fair Labor Association member, Platinum WRAP certified)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize range S through 3XL (measurements below)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e## Sizing Guide\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e|------|-------------|------------|\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| S    | 28          | 18         |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| M    | 29          | 20         |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| L    | 30          | 22         |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| XL   | 31          | 24         |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| 2XL  | 32          | 26         |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| 3XL  | 33          | 28         |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Measurements are taken with garment laid flat. Tolerance: ±1.5 inches. Unisex fit runs true to size.*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e## Fabric Blends by Color\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e**Solid colors:** 100% cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e**Ash \u0026amp; Heather Prism colors:** 99% cotton, 1% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e**Heather \u0026amp; Solid Blend colors:** 52% cotton, 48% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e**Athletic Heather \u0026amp; Black Heather:** 90% cotton, 10% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e## Perfect Gift For\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRenaissance faire regulars and ren faire bards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTTRPG bard players with charisma maxed and wisdom dumped\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTheater kids who never stopped performing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLute players, minstrels, and tavern troublemakers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who's ever seduced a dragon or started a bar fight with a song\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe friend whose life is chaos but makes it look elegant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMusicians with impeccable talent and terrible judgment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChaotic neutral energy incarnate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e## Care Instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, with like colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach, iron directly on design, or dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvoid fabric softener (keeps the print crisp)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e## Shipping \u0026amp; Our Story\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYour shirt is made to order and ships within 3-5 business days. We're a veteran-owned, LGBTQIA+ family business based in Las Vegas, and every design is curated with love for the misfits, the chaotic, and the creatively catastrophic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the faire, the gaming table, or anywhere your questionable decisions take you. 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