{"product_id":"started-a-ritual-ended-up-napping-shirt-funny-pagan-witch-tee-tired-spiritual-practitioner-gift-meditation-sleepy-witchcraft","title":"Started a Ritual Ended Up Napping Shirt | Funny Pagan Witch Tee | Tired Spiritual Practitioner Gift | Meditation Sleepy Witchcraft","description":"\u003cp\u003e# 🕯️ Started a Ritual, Ended Up Napping\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou lit the candles. You cast the circle. You set your intention with absolute clarity. You sat down to meditate, connected with the elemental energies, and then... woke up two hours later with candle wax on your altar cloth and no memory of the second half of your invocation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis shirt is for the witch who's done more astral napping than astral projection. The spiritual practitioner whose meditation cushion has a permanent indent shaped like a nap. The pagan who sets seventeen alarms for every full moon ritual because falling asleep mid-ceremony is not a question of *if* but *when*. Your craft is powerful. Your intentions are pure. Your sleep schedule is a dumpster fire, and honestly, the gods understand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e## Why You'll Love This Shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on premium Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tees (the softest ritual wear that doubles as pajamas)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz (because comfort matters when you're chronically exhausted)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label (no scratchy tags interrupting your accidental naps)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit with side seams for structure that holds up through ritual and rest\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEthically made (Fair Labor Association member, Platinum WRAP certified)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e## Sizing Guide\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e|------|------------|-------------|\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| S | 18 | 28 |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| M | 20 | 29 |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| L | 22 | 30 |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| XL | 24 | 31 |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| 2XL | 26 | 32 |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| 3XL | 28 | 33 |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Measurements may vary by up to 1.5 inches. Unisex fit runs true to size.*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e## Fabric Blends by Color\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSolid colors: 100% cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh \u0026amp; Heather Prism colors: 99% cotton, 1% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeather colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAthletic Heather \u0026amp; Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e## Perfect Gift For\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExhausted witches who fall asleep during every meditation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePagan practitioners with perpetual sleep debt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpiritual folks who've woken up in a ritual circle more than once\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone whose altar includes a pillow \"just in case\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe witch friend who sets intentions and then sets a nap timer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTarot readers who've fallen asleep mid-spread\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull moon celebrants fighting to stay awake past 9 PM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e## Care Instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on design. Do not dry clean. (Honestly, throw it in with your ritual robes and call it blessed.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e## Shipping \u0026amp; Our Story\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCurated and designed by T\u0026amp;D Design and Sundry in Las Vegas (veteran-owned, LGBTQIA+ family business). Made to order and shipped within 3-5 business days.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*May your rituals be potent, your sleep be deep, and your candles remain unattended for no longer than absolutely necessary. The veil is thin, but so is your energy. 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