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This blueprint-style steampunk design celebrates the beautifully complex engineering of the introverted soul.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e## Why You'll Love This Shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlueprint schematic aesthetic with Victorian technical labels and gear illustrations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee (the gold standard of blank apparel)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\/yd² (soft, breathable, retail-quality)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label (no scratchy tags)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed knit collar holds its shape wash after wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide-seamed construction (no twisting)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEthically made (Fair Labor Association member, Platinum WRAP certified)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e## Sizing Guide\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e|------|------------|-------------|\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| S    | 18         | 28          |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| M    | 20         | 29          |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| L    | 22         | 30          |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| XL   | 24         | 31          |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| 2XL  | 26         | 32          |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e| 3XL  | 28         | 33          |\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Measurements may vary by up to 1.5 inches. Unisex fit runs true to size.*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e## Fabric Blends by Color\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSolid colors: 100% cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh \/ Heather Prism colors: 99% cotton, 1% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeather solid blends: 52% cotton, 48% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAthletic Heather \/ Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e## Perfect Gift For\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSteampunk enthusiasts and Renaissance Faire regulars\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIntroverts who wear their social battery level with pride\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEngineers, makers, and tinkerers with Victorian sensibilities\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCosplayers building steampunk personas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who's ever said \"I need to recharge\" after human interaction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFans of blueprint aesthetics and technical illustration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTea drinkers who consider caffeine intake a mechanical process\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriends who understand \"social anxiety regulator\" on a spiritual level\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e## Care Instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. 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