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You even described the ominous glowing runes in excessive detail. But did they listen? They did not. And now here we are, with a TPK narrowly avoided and a hard-earned lesson learned. This shirt is for every GM who's ever said \"I told you so\" without saying a word, for every player who's learned to trust the foreshadowing, and for anyone who appreciates the delicate balance of narrative authority at the table. Wear it as a badge of honor, a warning to future adventurers, or a love letter to the chaos that unfolds when players ignore every single hint you lovingly crafted. The throne of dice does not lie. 👑\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy You'll Love This Shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSoft cotton or cotton-blend jersey that's comfortable for marathon game sessions and victory laps alike\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eClassic unisex fit with a crew neckline and tapered shoulders for easy movement when gesturing dramatically at the table\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLightweight and breathable fabric perfect for heated debates about rules interpretations\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRibbed knit collar holds its shape wash after wash, just like your carefully planned plot hooks\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDual side seams provide structure and durability for years of smug vindication\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDTG printed for crisp, detailed reproduction of every ornate border and royal seal\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTear-away or printed label for maximum comfort during long campaigns\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order through a vetted print provider network, ethically produced\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSizing\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnisex fit. Order your usual tee size. Detailed size chart available on the product page.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect Gift For\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe GM who's been proven right one too many times (but who's counting?)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlayers who've learned to respect the narrative clues the hard way\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTabletop RPG enthusiasts with a healthy sense of humor about table dynamics\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGame masters who rule with benevolent (but firm) authority\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnyone who appreciates the art of the \"I told you so\" delivered with grace\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTTRPG groups looking for matching shirts that celebrate their storytelling chaos\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFriends who need a gentle reminder that sometimes the person behind the screen knows things\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the design. Do not bleach. Do not use fabric softener. Treat this proclamation with the respect it deserves, and it shall serve you well through countless campaigns.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEach shirt is made to order, which means we conjure it into existence only after you place your order (much like how your GM conjures consequences for ignoring obvious plot hooks). Production typically takes 2 to 7 business days, after which your decree ships directly to you. This made-to-order approach reduces waste and ensures you receive a freshly crafted garment worthy of your table's legend. Curated and designed by T\u0026amp;D Design and Sundry in Las Vegas, because even in the desert, we respect the authority of a well-run game.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Council of Game Masters has spoken. Your compliance is appreciated, if belated. 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