Airship Captain By Choice Adult By Accident is a steampunk shirt for Victorian chaos engineers, makers, tinkerers, airship captains, and inventors with questionable safety records. Airship Captain By Choice. Adult By Accident. You've mastered the art of steering imaginary vessels through aetheric currents. Your goggles collection rivals most people's shoe inventory. You can debate the merits of brass versus copper riveting for hours. But paying taxes on time? Remembering to schedule that dental appointment? Absolute chaos. This shirt speaks for those of us who committed to the aesthetic long before we figured out how retirement accounts work. The Victorian era had strict social codes and elaborate manners. We have...
Wear it to maker spaces, conventions, ren faire weekends, cosplay-adjacent errands, or late-night blueprint sessions powered by tea. It is built for the person who gets the joke without needing it explained, which is exactly the problem and the selling point.
Soft unisex tee with a comfortable retail-style fit
Printed to order to reduce waste and keep the chaos intentional
Machine wash cold; tumble dry low
Great gift for steampunk fans, Victorian goths, makers, engineers, inventors, LARP players, and gear-loving weirdos
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