⚙️ **Airship Captain By Choice. Adult By Accident.**
You've mastered the art of steering imaginary vessels through aetheric currents. Your goggles collection rivals most people's shoe inventory. You can debate the merits of brass versus copper riveting for hours. But paying taxes on time? Remembering to schedule that dental appointment? Absolute chaos.
This shirt speaks for those of us who committed to the aesthetic long before we figured out how retirement accounts work. The Victorian era had strict social codes and elaborate manners. We have... well, we have excellent taste in outerwear and a vague sense that adulting was supposed to come with an instruction manual.
## Why You'll Love This Shirt
**Premium Comfort for Long Convention Days**
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee (the gold standard for print-on-demand quality)
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Soft, breathable fabric that holds up to endless faire weekends
- Tear-away label (no itchy tags to disrupt your immersion)
- Ribbed knit collar maintains shape after repeated wear
- Side-seamed construction prevents twisting
- Classic retail fit works for all body types
**Ethical Production You Can Feel Good About**
- Fair Labor Association member
- Platinum WRAP certified manufacturing
- Made-to-order (less waste, more intentional)
## Sizing Guide
| Size | Width (inches) | Length (inches) |
|------|----------------|------------------|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
*Measurements are taken laying flat. Tolerance: ±1.5 inches. Unisex fit runs true to size.*
## Fabric Blends by Color
- **Solid Colors**: 100% cotton
- **Ash & Heather Prism Colors**: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- **Heather & Solid Blend Colors**: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
- **Athletic Heather & Black Heather**: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
## Perfect Gift For
- Steampunk convention regulars who still can't parallel park
- Renaissance faire vendors with questionable credit scores
- Cosplayers who spent their savings on brass accessories
- LARP captains who forgot to renew their driver's license
- Anyone whose retirement plan is "become a real airship captain"
- The friend whose costume budget exceeds their grocery budget
- Victorian aesthetic enthusiasts avoiding their inbox
- Goths who discovered gears and never looked back
## Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on design. Do not bleach. Do not dry clean. (Much like adulting, the instructions are simple but we all ignore them sometimes.)
## Shipping & Our Story
This design is curated and designed by T&D Design and Sundry in Las Vegas, a veteran-owned LGBTQIA+ family business. Each shirt is printed-to-order and ships within 3-5 business days.
*The Airship Requisitions Office thanks you for your patronage. Please note: owning this garment does not qualify you to operate actual aerial vessels, though it may improve your ability to deflect questions about your five-year plan. Chart your course accordingly.*
