Brass, Gears, and Bad Ideas is a steampunk shirt for Victorian chaos engineers, makers, tinkerers, airship captains, and inventors with questionable safety records. The invention made sense at the time. The prototype worked (mostly). The second prototype worked better, though the explosion was technically optional. This shirt is for the makers, builders, tinkerers, and steampunk inventors who have ever committed fully to an idea that everyone else called inadvisable.
Wear it to maker spaces, conventions, ren faire weekends, cosplay-adjacent errands, or late-night blueprint sessions powered by tea. It is built for the person who gets the joke without needing it explained, which is exactly the problem and the selling point.
Soft unisex tee with a comfortable retail-style fit
Printed to order to reduce waste and keep the chaos intentional
Machine wash cold; tumble dry low
Great gift for steampunk fans, Victorian goths, makers, engineers, inventors, LARP players, and gear-loving weirdos
Add it to your cart before the contraption develops another minor issue.
