🎲 **May your rolls be high, and your game master be merciful.**
You've sat at the table. You've felt the dice betray you. You've watched a natural 1 unravel six months of careful planning. You've whispered silent prayers to the dice gods, bargained with fate, and learned that sometimes the only mercy is found in the heart of your GM. This shirt is your benediction, your blessing, your weary hope carried into every session.
## Why You'll Love This Shirt
- Text carries the weight (elegant gothic prayer format, dark and dramatic)
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: soft, breathable, retail-quality fit
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Tear-away label for comfort, no scratchy tags
- Ribbed knit collar holds its shape, dual side seams for durability
- Ethically made (Fair Labor Association member, Platinum WRAP certified)
- Made-to-order to reduce waste
## Sizing Guide
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|------|-------------|------------|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
*Measurements have a tolerance of +/- 1.5 inches. Unisex fit.*
## Fabric Blends by Color
- **Solid Colors**: 100% cotton
- **Ash & Heather Prism Colors**: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- **Heather Solid Blends**: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
- **Athletic Heather & Black Heather**: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
## Perfect Gift For
- TTRPG players who have survived a TPK
- Game masters who show mercy (occasionally)
- Dice goblins who pray before every roll
- Tabletop RPG veterans with battle scars
- Anyone who has rolled a 1 at the worst possible moment
- The player who always forgets their character sheet
- Barbarians, rogues, clerics, and all who walk the path
- Session zero survivors and campaign finishers
- Your entire adventuring party
## Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on design. Do not dry clean.
## Shipping & The Blessing
Curated and designed by T&D Design and Sundry in Las Vegas (veteran-owned, LGBTQIA+ family business). Made-to-order and shipped within 3-5 business days.
May your initiative rolls be high. May your saving throws succeed. May your GM remember mercy when you need it most. And may this shirt remind you that every table is sacred, every roll a prayer, and every campaign a story worth telling.
*Roll well, adventurer.*
