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Moon Phase Energy Planner Chaos Edition Shirt | Pagan Witch Life Management Tee | Lunar Cycle Astrology Gift | Witchy Planner Tshirt

Moon Phase Energy Planner Chaos Edition Shirt | Pagan Witch Life Management Tee | Lunar Cycle Astrology Gift | Witchy Planner Tshirt

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🌙 **When your productivity system is literally ruled by celestial bodies.**

You've color-coded your grimoire. Your intentions are journaled. Your crystals are charged. Your planner has moon phase stickers on every page because Mercury retrograde is NOT going to catch you unprepared. This shirt celebrates the beautiful chaos of managing your entire existence around the lunar cycle: new moon manifestations, full moon releases, waning moon scheduled collapse into bed. For the witch who believes organization is magic (and also that magic requires very specific organization).

## Why You'll Love This Shirt

  • **Infographic aesthetic meets witchy wisdom.** Moon phase icons laid out like the world's most mystical planner spread.
  • Academic organization energy with gloriously absurd lunar life management content.
  • Printed on premium Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tees (because your comfort matters even during the dark moon).
  • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz/yd² (soft enough for ritual wear, durable enough for mundane errands).
  • Tear-away label (no scratchy tags interrupting your moon magic).
  • Retail fit with side seams (structured like your intentions, comfortable like your favorite pajamas).

## Sizing Guide

| Size | Chest (inches) | Length (inches) |

|------|----------------|------------------|

| S | 34-37 | 28 |

| M | 38-41 | 29 |

| L | 42-45 | 30 |

| XL | 46-49 | 31 |

| 2XL | 50-53 | 32 |

| 3XL | 54-57 | 33 |

*Measurements may vary by up to 1.5 inches. Unisex fit (relaxed through body, classic crew neck).*

## Fabric Blends by Color

  • **Solid Colors:** 100% cotton
  • **Ash & Heather Prism Colors:** 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • **Heather & Solid Blend Colors:** 52% cotton, 48% polyester
  • **Athletic Heather & Black Heather:** 90% cotton, 10% polyester

## Perfect Gift For

  • Pagan planners who schedule naps during the waning moon
  • Witches with color-coded grimoires and moon phase bullet journals
  • Astrology fans whose entire life operates on lunar time
  • Friends who blame Mercury retrograde for literally everything
  • Anyone who tracks their energy levels by celestial movement
  • The organized witch in your coven (yes, every coven has one)
  • People whose New Year starts at Samhain but whose productivity resets every new moon

## Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on design. Do not bleach. (The moon's influence on your laundry schedule is between you and the cosmos.)

## Shipping & Our Story

Made to order and shipped within 3-5 business days. Curated and designed by T&D Design and Sundry, a veteran-owned, LGBTQIA+ family business in Las Vegas. We craft designs for the theatrical, the mystical, the sarcastic, and the gloriously weird.

*May your intentions manifest, your full moon rituals be powerful, and your planner never run out of moon phase stickers. The universe supports your organizational chaos.* ✨🌙📔

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