⚙️ **You run on tea and questionable engineering decisions. We see you.**
You're the inventor who sketches blueprints at 2 AM with a teacup in hand, the tinkerer whose workshop motto is "it'll probably hold," and the maker who considers structural integrity more of a suggestion than a rule. Your fuel? Earl Grey by the pot. Your method? Elegant chaos with a side of exposed gears. This shirt is your manifesto, printed in brass-toned Victorian glory for every maker who knows the best ideas are born somewhere between the third cup of tea and the realization that you've just reinvented the wheel (but with more springs).
**Why You'll Love This Shirt:**
- Steampunk aesthetic with Victorian dry humor (your workshop would approve)
- Printed on premium **Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tees** in sizes S through 3XL
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz (soft enough for all-day tinkering sessions)
- Tear-away label, retail fit, side-seamed for durability (because your projects aren't the only thing built to last)
- Design pairs perfectly with goggles, leather apron, and the faint smell of solder
**Sizing Guide:**
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|------|------------|-------------|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
*Measurements are approximate and may vary by +/- 1.5 inches.*
**Fabric Blends by Color:**
- **Solid colors:** 100% cotton
- **Ash / Heather Prism colors:** 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- **Heather Solid Blends:** 52% cotton, 48% polyester
- **Athletic Heather / Black Heather:** 90% cotton, 10% polyester
**Perfect Gift For:**
- Steampunk enthusiasts and convention regulars
- DIY makers and workshop tinkerers
- Engineers with a sense of humor
- Tea drinkers who also own soldering irons
- Renaissance Faire inventors
- Anyone whose garage looks like a Victorian laboratory
- Cosplayers who commit to the aesthetic
- Your friend who "can fix that" (with duct tape and optimism)
**Care Instructions:**
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on design. Do not dry clean. (Your inventions may be experimental, but shirt care is straightforward.)
**Shipping & Our Workshop:**
Curated and designed by **T&D Design and Sundry** in Las Vegas (veteran-owned, LGBTQIA+ family business). Each shirt is made to order and ships in 3-5 business days. We believe the best ideas are fueled by good tea and a willingness to see what happens when you turn that valve just *one more time*.
*Brew a fresh pot. Roll up your sleeves. Let's build something inadvisable.*
