Powered By Earl Grey and Bad Ideas is a steampunk shirt for Victorian chaos engineers, makers, tinkerers, airship captains, and inventors with questionable safety records. You run on tea and questionable engineering decisions. We see you. You're the inventor who sketches blueprints at 2 AM with a teacup in hand, the tinkerer whose workshop motto is "it'll probably hold," and the maker who considers structural integrity more of a suggestion than a rule. Your fuel? Earl Grey by the pot. Your method? Elegant chaos with a side of exposed gears.
Wear it to maker spaces, conventions, ren faire weekends, cosplay-adjacent errands, or late-night blueprint sessions powered by tea. It is built for the person who gets the joke without needing it explained, which is exactly the problem and the selling point.
Soft unisex tee with a comfortable retail-style fit
Printed to order to reduce waste and keep the chaos intentional
Machine wash cold; tumble dry low
Great gift for steampunk fans, Victorian goths, makers, engineers, inventors, LARP players, and gear-loving weirdos
Add it to your cart before the contraption develops another minor issue.
