🎠**Professional Bard. Questionable Life Choices.**
You've maxed charisma, mastered the lute, and can talk your way out of (or into) anything. Your coin purse is perpetually empty, your decisions are legendarily terrible, and you have zero regrets. You're a walking disaster wrapped in velvet and charm, and honestly? The tavern wouldn't be the same without you.
This shirt is for the bards who seduce dragons, start bar fights with song, and somehow always end up sleeping in the stables. The ren faire regular who knows every ballad and owes every vendor. The TTRPG player whose character sheet reads like a warning label. You're talented, you're chaotic, and your life choices are a beautiful catastrophe.
Curated and designed by T&D Design and Sundry, a veteran-owned, LGBTQIA+ family business in Las Vegas.
## Why You'll Love This Shirt
- **Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee** (the gold standard for print-on-demand comfort)
- Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) (soft, breathable, doesn't feel like cardboard)
- Retail fit with ribbed knit collar (holds its shape after washing)
- Tear-away label (no scratchy tags)
- Dual side seams for structure (won't twist after laundering)
- Ethically made (Fair Labor Association member, Platinum WRAP certified)
- Size range S through 3XL (measurements below)
## Sizing Guide
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|------|-------------|------------|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
*Measurements are taken with garment laid flat. Tolerance: ±1.5 inches. Unisex fit runs true to size.*
## Fabric Blends by Color
- **Solid colors:** 100% cotton
- **Ash & Heather Prism colors:** 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- **Heather & Solid Blend colors:** 52% cotton, 48% polyester
- **Athletic Heather & Black Heather:** 90% cotton, 10% polyester
## Perfect Gift For
- Renaissance faire regulars and ren faire bards
- TTRPG bard players with charisma maxed and wisdom dumped
- Theater kids who never stopped performing
- Lute players, minstrels, and tavern troublemakers
- Anyone who's ever seduced a dragon or started a bar fight with a song
- The friend whose life is chaos but makes it look elegant
- Musicians with impeccable talent and terrible judgment
- Chaotic neutral energy incarnate
## Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not bleach, iron directly on design, or dry clean
- Avoid fabric softener (keeps the print crisp)
## Shipping & Our Story
Your shirt is made to order and ships within 3-5 business days. We're a veteran-owned, LGBTQIA+ family business based in Las Vegas, and every design is curated with love for the misfits, the chaotic, and the creatively catastrophic.
Wear it to the faire, the gaming table, or anywhere your questionable decisions take you. The bard life chose you, and you're living it with style (and perpetually empty pockets). 🎶✨
