Professional Bard Questionable Life Choices is a funny TTRPG shirt for tabletop RPG players, game masters, dice goblins, and campaign gremlins. Professional Bard. Questionable Life Choices. You've maxed charisma, mastered the lute, and can talk your way out of (or into) anything. Your coin purse is perpetually empty, your decisions are legendarily terrible, and you have zero regrets. You're a walking disaster wrapped in velvet and charm, and honestly? The tavern wouldn't be the same without you. This shirt is for the bards who seduce dragons, start bar fights with song, and somehow always end up sleeping in the stables. The ren faire regular who knows every ballad and owes every vendor.
Wear it to game night, conventions, campaign photos, or as a gift for the player who treats poor decisions like a class feature. It is built for the person who gets the joke without needing it explained, which is exactly the problem and the selling point.
Soft unisex tee with a comfortable retail-style fit
Printed to order to reduce waste and keep the chaos intentional
Machine wash cold; tumble dry low
Great gift for TTRPG players, DnD-style gamers, game masters, dice collectors, and RPG friends
Add it to your cart before the GM asks for a Wisdom save.
