Professionally Unbothered Spiritually Feral Shirt | Funny Goth Witch Tee | Dark Academia Aesthetic Gift | Witchy Occult TTRPG Fashion

On the outside: calm, competent, composed.

On the inside: a feral creature of the old woods who has decided to coexist with modern life for the time being.

This shirt is for the people who have mastered the art of looking like they have it together while quietly communing with the weird.

• Soft jersey tee, comfortable and true to size
• True to size, see size guide
• Printed to order
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

An excellent gift for goths with day jobs, witches with 9-to-5s, and anyone who has ever had to suppress their whole personality for a meeting.