☕💀 **Reanimating the Dead Since Before It Was Trendy**
Before basic became a badge of honor, necromancers were already stirring their seasonal brews. This vintage 1920s coffee ad parody captures the dark glamour of Art Deco autumn: skeletal hands, steaming lattes, floating bats, and pumpkins that know exactly what they're about. You're not here for pumpkin spice culture. You're here to resurrect it with style.
For the goth who loves October but refuses to apologize. For the witch who orders her PSL with a side of existential dread. For anyone who believes the dead deserve good coffee too. This shirt speaks fluent sarcasm in a Deco accent.
**Why You'll Love This Shirt:**
- Vintage 1920s ad illustration style (no digital gradients, pure period authenticity)
- Burnt orange, deep purple, cream, and black autumn palette that works year-round
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: soft, breathable, retail-quality fit
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz (lightweight but structured)
- Tear-away label, side-seamed construction, ribbed knit collar
- Sizes S through 3XL with classic unisex fit
- Printed on demand, curated and designed by T&D Design and Sundry in Las Vegas
**Sizing Guide:**
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|------|-------------|------------|-------------|
| S | 28 | 18 | 15.6 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17.0 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18.5 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20.0 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21.5 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22.8 |
*Measurements have a tolerance of ±1.5 inches. Unisex fit runs true to size.*
**Fabric Blends by Color:**
- Solid colors: 100% cotton
- Ash, Heather Prism colors: 99% cotton, 1% poly
- Heather solid blends: 52% cotton, 48% poly
- Athletic Heather, Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% poly
**Perfect Gift For:**
- Goths who survive on caffeine and spite
- Witches celebrating their first (or fiftieth) Samhain
- Pagans with a sense of humor about seasonal capitalism
- Halloween birthday queens and spooky season devotees
- Coffee snobs with a dark aesthetic
- Anyone who decorates in October and never takes it down
- Your coven's designated barista
**Care Instructions:**
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on design. Do not bleach. Do not use fabric softener (it weakens the print).
**Shipping & Our Promise:**
Made to order and shipped within 3-5 business days. Veteran-owned, LGBTQIA+ family business operating out of Las Vegas. Fair Labor Association member, Platinum WRAP certified production.
The dead can wait. Your coffee cannot. Add to cart before the veil thins.
*Pumpkin Spice Necromancy: because resurrection is a lifestyle, not a phase.*
