Renaissance Faire Annual Budget is a funny ren faire shirt for Renaissance faire regulars, LARP chaos goblins, fantasy nerds, and medieval festival people. Presenting Thy Financial Reckoning You know the cycle. January: "This year I'll be reasonable." August: standing at the Faire gates with a leather belt pouch you absolutely do not need, clutching a half-eaten turkey leg, already planning next weekend's return. This shirt is your illuminated manuscript of poor life choices, rendered in blackletter typography and aged parchment aesthetics. Because if you're going to hemorrhage sovereigns on replacement leather goods and post-Faire existential dread, you might as well document it like a medieval tax collector.
Wear it to faire season, tavern crawls, fantasy events, LARP weekends, or your next financially irresponsible trip past the leather booth. It is built for the person who gets the joke without needing it explained, which is exactly the problem and the selling point.
Soft unisex tee with a comfortable retail-style fit
Printed to order to reduce waste and keep the chaos intentional
Machine wash cold; tumble dry low
Great gift for ren faire fans, medieval festival friends, fantasy lovers, bards, jesters, and fae-adjacent humans
Add it to your cart before the next turkey leg changes your budget.
