# 📜 Presenting Thy Financial Reckoning
You know the cycle. January: "This year I'll be reasonable." August: standing at the Faire gates with a leather belt pouch you absolutely do not need, clutching a half-eaten turkey leg, already planning next weekend's return. This shirt is your illuminated manuscript of poor life choices, rendered in blackletter typography and aged parchment aesthetics. Because if you're going to hemorrhage sovereigns on replacement leather goods and post-Faire existential dread, you might as well document it like a medieval tax collector.
For the Faire regulars who return every year swearing they'll "just look" and leave with three new cloaks. For the friends who understand that therapy for post-Faire depression is, in fact, priceless. For anyone whose annual budget includes line items measured in turkey legs and mead.
## Why You'll Love This Shirt
**Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Tee** (because your wardrobe deserves better than the chainmail you impulse-bought)
- **Butter-soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton** (4.2 oz, smoother than a bard's pickup lines)
- Tear-away label (no itchy tags to distract from your Faire prep spreadsheet)
- Ribbed knit collar holds its shape (unlike your resolve at the vendor booths)
- Retail fit with dual side seams (structured enough for the Guild meeting)
- **Fair Labor certified**, Platinum WRAP, Fair Labor Association member
- Unisex sizing, S through 3XL
## Sizing Guide
| Size | Chest Width | Length |
|------|-------------|--------|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
*Measurements are approximate, tolerance ±1.5". Unisex fit runs true to size. When in doubt, size up for a relaxed look.*
## Fabric Blends by Color
- **Solid Colors**: 100% cotton (the purist's choice)
- **Ash & Heather Prism colors**: 99% cotton, 1% poly
- **Heather & Solid Blend colors**: 52% cotton, 48% poly
- **Athletic Heather & Black Heather**: 90% cotton, 10% poly
## Perfect Gift For
- Ren Faire season ticket holders with zero impulse control
- Friends who own multiple leather pouches "for different occasions"
- The person in your group chat still posting Faire pics in November
- Medieval festival volunteers who've seen it all
- Anyone whose bank statement reads like a Faire vendor directory
- Yourself (you've earned it after last year's corset incident)
## Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on design. Do not bleach. Treat it better than you treat your Faire budget.
## Shipping & The Ledger Keeper's Pledge
Curated and designed by T&D Design and Sundry in Las Vegas (veteran-owned, LGBTQIA+ family business). Made to order and shipped in 3-5 business days. Each shirt printed fresh when you order, because we believe in sustainability almost as much as you believe you'll skip the mead stand this year.
*Huzzah, and may your next Faire be fiscally responsible (it won't be).*
