## 📜 When the dice roll low but you marry them anyway
You sat at the table, watched them roll a natural 3 on their Wisdom check, and thought, "Yes. This one. Forever." You've been rescuing them from bad decisions ever since. This medieval illuminated manuscript design captures that deadpan moment when love defies all stat modifiers.
For the TTRPG spouse who knows intelligence is a dump stat when it comes to matters of the heart. For the game master who married a player who never reads the room. For anyone whose partner has a Wisdom score lower than their character sheet but a heart bigger than any campaign.
## Why You'll Love This Shirt
**Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee** (because your marriage deserves quality even if their Wisdom checks don't):
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, buttery soft 4.2 oz/yd² fabric
- Tear-away label (no scratchy tags to distract from your spouse's next questionable decision)
- Retail fit with ribbed knit collar that holds its shape through endless game nights
- Side-seamed construction, ethically made (Fair Labor Association certified, Platinum WRAP)
- Unisex sizing, S through 3XL
**Medieval illuminated manuscript aesthetic**: Monk figure faceplanting into spellbook, floating d20s showing catastrophic rolls, Latin-style banner, blackletter subtitle, aged parchment background, deep red and gold hand-illuminated accents. Gothic meets tabletop catastrophe.
## Sizing Guide
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|------|------------|-------------|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
*Measurements may vary by up to 1.5 inches. Unisex fit runs true to size.*
## Fabric Blends by Color
- **Solid colors**: 100% cotton
- **Ash & Heather Prism colors**: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- **Heather & Solid Blend colors**: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
- **Athletic Heather & Black Heather**: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
## Perfect Gift For
- TTRPG spouses who married chaotic neutral disasters
- Tabletop RPG couples celebrating anniversaries at the game table
- Game masters whose partners never remember the plot
- Renaissance Faire couples who met over bad dice rolls
- Anyone whose relationship survives critical fails with grace
- Bachelorette parties for the bride who games
- Wedding shower gifts for the couple that rolls together
- Valentine's Day for the dice goblin you adore despite their stats
## Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on design. Do not bleach. Do not dry clean. (Your spouse may have rolled a 3 on Wisdom, but this shirt deserves better care.)
## Shipping & Our Story
Curated and designed by **T&D Design and Sundry** in Las Vegas (veteran-owned, LGBTQIA+ family business). Made to order and shipped in 3-5 business days. We craft designs for tabletop gamers, Renaissance Faire wanderers, goths, steampunks, and anyone who lives at the intersection of sarcasm and fantasy.
**Ready to commemorate your low-Wisdom life partnership?** Add to cart. The dice have spoken.
*Part of the Battle Cries Collection. Series available: swap Wisdom for Charisma, Constitution, Intelligence.*
