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Started a Ritual Ended Up Napping Shirt | Funny Pagan Witch Tee | Tired Spiritual Practitioner Gift | Meditation Sleepy Witchcraft
Started a Ritual Ended Up Napping Shirt | Funny Pagan Witch Tee | Tired Spiritual Practitioner Gift | Meditation Sleepy Witchcraft
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# 🕯️ Started a Ritual, Ended Up Napping
You lit the candles. You cast the circle. You set your intention with absolute clarity. You sat down to meditate, connected with the elemental energies, and then... woke up two hours later with candle wax on your altar cloth and no memory of the second half of your invocation.
This shirt is for the witch who's done more astral napping than astral projection. The spiritual practitioner whose meditation cushion has a permanent indent shaped like a nap. The pagan who sets seventeen alarms for every full moon ritual because falling asleep mid-ceremony is not a question of *if* but *when*. Your craft is powerful. Your intentions are pure. Your sleep schedule is a dumpster fire, and honestly, the gods understand.
## Why You'll Love This Shirt
- Printed on premium Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tees (the softest ritual wear that doubles as pajamas)
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz (because comfort matters when you're chronically exhausted)
- Tear-away label (no scratchy tags interrupting your accidental naps)
- Retail fit with side seams for structure that holds up through ritual and rest
- Ethically made (Fair Labor Association member, Platinum WRAP certified)
## Sizing Guide
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|------|------------|-------------|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
*Measurements may vary by up to 1.5 inches. Unisex fit runs true to size.*
## Fabric Blends by Color
- Solid colors: 100% cotton
- Ash & Heather Prism colors: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic Heather & Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
## Perfect Gift For
- Exhausted witches who fall asleep during every meditation
- Pagan practitioners with perpetual sleep debt
- Spiritual folks who've woken up in a ritual circle more than once
- Anyone whose altar includes a pillow "just in case"
- The witch friend who sets intentions and then sets a nap timer
- Tarot readers who've fallen asleep mid-spread
- Full moon celebrants fighting to stay awake past 9 PM
## Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on design. Do not dry clean. (Honestly, throw it in with your ritual robes and call it blessed.)
## Shipping & Our Story
Curated and designed by T&D Design and Sundry in Las Vegas (veteran-owned, LGBTQIA+ family business). Made to order and shipped within 3-5 business days.
*May your rituals be potent, your sleep be deep, and your candles remain unattended for no longer than absolutely necessary. The veil is thin, but so is your energy. Rest is sacred too.*
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