Started a Ritual Ended Up Napping is a witchy pagan shirt for witches, pagans, occult introverts, ritual planners, and spiritually suspicious people. Started a Ritual, Ended Up Napping You lit the candles. You cast the circle. You set your intention with absolute clarity. You sat down to meditate, connected with the elemental energies, and then... woke up two hours later with candle wax on your altar cloth and no memory of the second half of your invocation. This shirt is for the witch who's done more astral napping than astral projection. The spiritual practitioner whose meditation cushion has a permanent indent shaped like a nap.
Wear it to moon rituals, market days, coffee runs, coven hangs, or quietly alarming the neighbors. It is built for the person who gets the joke without needing it explained, which is exactly the problem and the selling point.
Soft unisex tee with a comfortable retail-style fit
Printed to order to reduce waste and keep the chaos intentional
Machine wash cold; tumble dry low
Great gift for witchy friends, pagan practitioners, Wiccan gift shoppers, occult humor fans, and altar-side introverts
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