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Steam Powered Introvert Shirt | Steampunk Blueprint Tee | Gears Social Anxiety Humor Gift | Victorian Engineering Schematic Tshirt

Steam Powered Introvert Shirt | Steampunk Blueprint Tee | Gears Social Anxiety Humor Gift | Victorian Engineering Schematic Tshirt

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⚙️ **STEAM-POWERED INTROVERT, Model 1 of 1**

You're not broken. You're a precision instrument running on carefully calibrated internal mechanisms. Your Social Anxiety Regulator keeps you from overheating at parties. Your Overclock Prevention Valve knows when to shut down before burnout. Your Solo Recharge Chamber isn't antisocial; it's *maintenance*. And your Tea Intake Port? Essential infrastructure. This blueprint-style steampunk design celebrates the beautifully complex engineering of the introverted soul.

## Why You'll Love This Shirt

  • Blueprint schematic aesthetic with Victorian technical labels and gear illustrations
  • Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee (the gold standard of blank apparel)
  • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz/yd² (soft, breathable, retail-quality)
  • Tear-away label (no scratchy tags)
  • Ribbed knit collar holds its shape wash after wash
  • Side-seamed construction (no twisting)
  • Ethically made (Fair Labor Association member, Platinum WRAP certified)

## Sizing Guide

| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |

|------|------------|-------------|

| S | 18 | 28 |

| M | 20 | 29 |

| L | 22 | 30 |

| XL | 24 | 31 |

| 2XL | 26 | 32 |

| 3XL | 28 | 33 |

*Measurements may vary by up to 1.5 inches. Unisex fit runs true to size.*

## Fabric Blends by Color

  • Solid colors: 100% cotton
  • Ash / Heather Prism colors: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather solid blends: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic Heather / Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

## Perfect Gift For

  • Steampunk enthusiasts and Renaissance Faire regulars
  • Introverts who wear their social battery level with pride
  • Engineers, makers, and tinkerers with Victorian sensibilities
  • Cosplayers building steampunk personas
  • Anyone who's ever said "I need to recharge" after human interaction
  • Fans of blueprint aesthetics and technical illustration
  • Tea drinkers who consider caffeine intake a mechanical process
  • Friends who understand "social anxiety regulator" on a spiritual level

## Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on design. Do not bleach. Do not dry clean. Your Steam-Powered Introvert will maintain optimal function for years with proper care protocols.

## Shipping & Our Story

Made to order and shipped within 3-5 business days. Curated and designed by T&D Design and Sundry in Las Vegas, a veteran-owned, LGBTQIA+ family business. We create wearable art for the misfits, the introverts, the dice goblins, and the steampunk engineers who keep the gears of imagination turning.

*Adjust your valves. Regulate your systems. Wear your blueprint with pride.*

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