Hear Ye, Hear Ye: The Official Decree Has Been Issued 📜
Let it be known throughout the realm that the Game Master was, is, and shall forever be... correct. Unfortunately. 🎲 This shirt is a formal proclamation of GM omniscience, delivered with all the pomp and circumstance of a royal decree sealed with dice-forged authority. Whether you're the smug GM who's been vindicated once again or the player who just realized they should have listened three sessions ago, this design speaks truth to power (and power to truth).
You warned them about the suspicious innkeeper. You foreshadowed the trap. You even described the ominous glowing runes in excessive detail. But did they listen? They did not. And now here we are, with a TPK narrowly avoided and a hard-earned lesson learned. This shirt is for every GM who's ever said "I told you so" without saying a word, for every player who's learned to trust the foreshadowing, and for anyone who appreciates the delicate balance of narrative authority at the table. Wear it as a badge of honor, a warning to future adventurers, or a love letter to the chaos that unfolds when players ignore every single hint you lovingly crafted. The throne of dice does not lie. 👑
Why You'll Love This Shirt
Soft cotton or cotton-blend jersey that's comfortable for marathon game sessions and victory laps alike
Classic unisex fit with a crew neckline and tapered shoulders for easy movement when gesturing dramatically at the table
Lightweight and breathable fabric perfect for heated debates about rules interpretations
Ribbed knit collar holds its shape wash after wash, just like your carefully planned plot hooks
Dual side seams provide structure and durability for years of smug vindication
DTG printed for crisp, detailed reproduction of every ornate border and royal seal
Tear-away or printed label for maximum comfort during long campaigns
Made to order through a vetted print provider network, ethically produced
Sizing
Unisex fit. Order your usual tee size. Detailed size chart available on the product page.
Perfect Gift For
The GM who's been proven right one too many times (but who's counting?)
Players who've learned to respect the narrative clues the hard way
Tabletop RPG enthusiasts with a healthy sense of humor about table dynamics
Game masters who rule with benevolent (but firm) authority
Anyone who appreciates the art of the "I told you so" delivered with grace
TTRPG groups looking for matching shirts that celebrate their storytelling chaos
Friends who need a gentle reminder that sometimes the person behind the screen knows things
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the design. Do not bleach. Do not use fabric softener. Treat this proclamation with the respect it deserves, and it shall serve you well through countless campaigns.
Shipping
Each shirt is made to order, which means we conjure it into existence only after you place your order (much like how your GM conjures consequences for ignoring obvious plot hooks). Production typically takes 2 to 7 business days, after which your decree ships directly to you. This made-to-order approach reduces waste and ensures you receive a freshly crafted garment worthy of your table's legend. Curated and designed by T&D Design and Sundry in Las Vegas, because even in the desert, we respect the authority of a well-run game.
The Council of Game Masters has spoken. Your compliance is appreciated, if belated. Add to cart and let the vindication commence. ⚔️
