Too Elegant To Be Burned is a witchy pagan shirt for witches, pagans, occult introverts, ritual planners, and spiritually suspicious people. You would have been a problem in 1692. The kind of problem that knew too many herbs, had opinions about the moon, and made the neighbors nervous. This shirt is for people who have always known exactly what they are, and have stopped explaining it to anyone who does not get it. , see size guide for measurements , made fresh for you Makes an excellent gift for witches, history buffs, and anyone who has ever been called "a lot."
Wear it to moon rituals, market days, coffee runs, coven hangs, or quietly alarming the neighbors. It is built for the person who gets the joke without needing it explained, which is exactly the problem and the selling point.
Soft unisex tee with a comfortable retail-style fit
Printed to order to reduce waste and keep the chaos intentional
Machine wash cold; tumble dry low
Great gift for witchy friends, pagan practitioners, Wiccan gift shoppers, occult humor fans, and altar-side introverts
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